How to go to Bermuda pt 1

Alright, so last week I managed to get six days off in a row. This obviously meant I had to leave the country. Five minutes later I had a trip booked to Bermuda.

Now first off it isn't as easy as it sounds. There are steps that have to be taken before taking on a such a journey, especially on short notice and with no planning.

OK, start with buying a motorcycle. This will get you to a nearby airport. Nothing too fancy... something older then you, and with a few problems.
I liked this one.

1983, and it needs someone to give you a push to get it started (a good excuse to talk to strangers.)

Alright, next off pack a bag full of gear. Remember only bring the essentials - toothbrush, extra underwear, a hacky sack, that sort of stuff. Now make sure it's nice and small so you can carry it onto the plane.

  It really throws the boarder guards off when you don't have baggage on an international flight.

OK, that's about all you need to get your trip started. Make sure you take photos of strange things along your way to your destination like so:

A tandem bike is always amusing.

This rocking chair in the Boston airport sort of confused me.